generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Anna Sun
by Walk The Moon

jujulaay:

One of my favorite bands, 

Fire-crackers in the east, my car parked south, your hands on my cheeks, your shoulder in my mouth, I was up against the wall on the west mezzanine. We rattle this town, we rattle this scene. Oh, Anna Sun, do you know this house is falling apart? What can I say, this house is falling apart. We got no money, but we got our hearts. We’re gonna rattle this ghost town This house is falling apart.

grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

uoa:

30 min later it looks crazy different